Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Hate Mail

Sim-lex-i-a,  n.  Mental disorder in which what is read is perceived to mean what the reader wishes instead of what it means.   

Sim-lex-ic,  n. a. A person who exhibits symptoms of simlexia. 
adj. Characteristic of the disorder.

After S. Simels, noted for exhibiting the disorder.  

(See also:  Habitual Liar)

Update:  Big deal.  I don't care what they say about me there as long as it isn't the truth so I've got nothing to worry about. 

Baby Blue's theme song is "Put Another Dunkle In In The Duncleodian."   Played on a Wurlitzer.   

Update 2:  Dunkle.  I'm busy.  Look it up in the Urban Dictionary.  

Update 3:  

There is an old doofus named Simps,
Whose wit doesn't fly it just limps,
So many, his lies,
Like gathering flies,
And when he's called on them he wimps. 

Apparently he's so senile he doesn't remember what he's tried to post here.   Or maybe it's his other personalities that do it, The Many Chaussettes of Steve. 

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