He's a lazy, ignorant, conceited bigot talking to others like him at Duncan's blog. He hasn't learned a thing in the past fifty years of any importance and has probably read fewer books than my plumber or oil furnace technician. It's my experience you find a lot of those on the far outer fringes of what passes as intellectual life in the NYC area. Really, I've rarely heard hicks as bigoted as some of them. He clearly hates the Polish people and nothing is going to change that. He hates Christians. He'll die a lazy, ignorant, conceited bigot. He's got a lot more in common with the Trumpzis, only he hates a more fashionably hated range of people.
I suspect what they know about current Polish politics or history is of nugatory informative value. It's the bigoted leading the bigoted over there.
Update: And the bigot responds with a Polish joke that - changing the identity to Jews - would be obviously unacceptable.
I think if Hitler had limited his extermination list to Poles and other Slavic people, the disabled, etc. he'd have wanted to do business with him.
Duncan, you proud of your regulars yet?
Update 2: There were always lots of assholes at Eschaton, it's just that after almost all of the non-assholes left they became an overwhelming majority. Everyone has one but Duncan has about 75-100 most weeks.
Update 3: If I get a request from a sane person to post them, I'll post the Polish "joke" and his outraged condemnation of me because I don't understand ethnic stereotypes and their proper use in the higher echelons of humor he believes he inhabits. Really, what's the difference between that stuff and Alex Jones or Michael Savage?
Did you hear about the Polish couple who froze to death at a drive-in movie? They were there to see CLOSED FOR THE WINTER.
ReplyDeleteHow many Eschatonians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
DeleteWell, first one to take some viagra.....
DeleteAnd one to tell Simels, "Yeah, in your dreams".
Delete"He hasn't learned a thing in the past
ReplyDeletefifty years of any and has probably read fewer books than my
plumber or oil furnace technician."
I stopped after reading "Miss MacIntosh, My Darling" and
The Bridges of Madison County." I mean -- what was the point?
I'm half Polish, you hick asshole.
ReplyDelete"And the bigot responds with a Polish joke that - changing the identity to Jews - would be obviously unacceptable."
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't be unacceptable, it would be ridiculously illogical and incomprehensible.
You genuinely don't understand either the concept of humor or ethnic stereotypes.
Here's a clue, numbnuts -- the stereotype behind polish jokes is that polish people are dumb. The stereotype behind jewish jokes is that jewish people are money grubbing bastard. So switchin the ethnicity in the joke I made would be utterly nonsenical. It's like saying you'd be cute if you had a different face.
Seriously, Sparky -- if your analogy was any more jaw-droppingly idiotic they would be excavating my dentures from the center of the fucking earth.
"Really, what's the difference between that stuff and Alex Jones or Michael Savage? "
ReplyDeleteI was going to say you can't possibly be that stupid, but obviously I'm wrong.
Having a wife of Polish descent, this Jewkrainian would be interested to hear what passes for a "joke."
ReplyDeleteYou qualify.
DeleteGo fuck yourself, Ntodd. I'm half Polish.
ReplyDeleteI do appreciate the lecture on why Polish jokes work.
ReplyDeleteOh fuck off. I'm half Polish.
Delete"the bigot responds with a Polish joke that - changing the identity to Jews - would be obviously unacceptable."
ReplyDelete"Did you hear about the Jewish couple that froze to death at the drive-in movie? They were there to see CLOSED FOR THE WINTER."
Yeah, that joke makes a lot of sense when you switch the ethnicity.
:-)
You forget, Stupy, I know YOU, someone who doesn't understand how time works.
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