Simps also is inerudite,
His reading, illiterate,
And lying, inveterate
Makes dopey ignorable, quite.
Update: Since Simps loves the Brit invasion so much and since he loves to post garbled versions of what's said here at Duncan's... Well, listen at your own risk.
Update 2: “Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.”
Update 3: Google? How would I have found The Roulettes singing their immortal hit Tell Tale Tit by google? I may have heard it on the radio, once, I doubt it was more than once and I remembered it. I've got a good memory for music, unfortunately, even the worst music I've ever heard. One of the reasons I will not listen to Simp's garage band he's always boasting about.