Saturday, July 1, 2017

"You Don't Have A Sense of Humor"

What do you want, pies in the face?  Seltzer down the pants?  An idiot cue telling you to laugh?  A laugh track?  An emoticon?  (the inter-nit equivalent of one). That's not the Maine style of humor.  We don't have to be told when something's funny.  We know it. 

I think one of the best things I heard last week, something I wish I could say I'd come up with, was Steve Colbert calling it the "Nyuck Times".  You know, as in Curley, who played the stupidest of the 3 Stooges?  I think I'm always going to think of it as "The Nyuck-nyuck Times" from now on. 

Though laughing at you guys as you unwittingly generate low comedy has been a part of this week, as it is whenever my attention gets drawn to you. 

Update:  Simels is in a swivet because I misspelled "Curly". Yeah, that's going to keep me up nights. 

Update 2:  I'm going to hold Simps' latest rant in which he accuses me of not having heard recordings I've posted.  I assume he means that undying hit by the Roulettes,  Tell Tale Tit, as in me posting the performance of Candida a few weeks back he doesn't seem to understand that I was the one who posted those things, not his Simelsness.   He just can't believe that someone in the sticks could have heard something.  You see, there was this thing called "radio"......  

He's so funny when he tries to run on empty, which happens whenever anyone challenges him.   And it happens a lot.  If there's one thing that Simels is, it's challenged. 

7 comments:

  1. "Though laughing at you guys as you unwittingly generate low comedy..."

    You wouldn't know low comedy from Hai Karate.

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    1. Sorry to be the one to tell you Simps but your manly fragrance stinks and isn't a babe magnet. Neither are you alleged humor or your frequent use of emoticons at the ends of your stupid comments.

      You are a c.71 year old 12-year-old asshole who never left the mental 7th grade. No wonder you worked as a low grade critic.

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  2. I'm 69. Get your facts straight, geezer.

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    1. And Jack Benny was 39.

      You should look up what "c." means. I guess they didn't teach you that in the 4th grade.

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    2. By the way, Simps, you never did tell me what year your first piece appeared in that ad flyer you worked for was. I suspect there's a reason you didn't.

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  3. If you must know, you hick asshole, I met Flanagan before I worked at SR. He was a friend of a Broadway director I did a show with in college.

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    1. So your fable about seeing him at the office of the ad flyer was the B.S. that I figured it was. You should check the dates of things like when someone committed suicide before you make something up about them. It might work with most people you know but it's not going to work when you try to pull it on me. You forget, I know you're a habitual liar and I have a really, really good memory.

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