tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4764506766343254616.post5029223118262307535..comments2024-03-26T14:20:38.103-04:00Comments on The Thought Criminal: "You Don't Have A Sense of Humor"Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4764506766343254616.post-18718340547322949822017-07-01T17:28:57.793-04:002017-07-01T17:28:57.793-04:00And the voices in your head begin singing Carole K...And the voices in your head begin singing Carole King's "Porpoise Song" as performed by The Monkees in Tagalog.<br /><br />You're insane, Sparky. Get help.steve simelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13247393763004076992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4764506766343254616.post-85143701836758232292017-07-01T16:23:21.432-04:002017-07-01T16:23:21.432-04:00"You forget, I know you're a habitual lia..."You forget, I know you're a habitual liar..."<br /><br />More projection than an IMAX Theater...<br /><br />"...and I have a really, really good memory."<br /><br />So good you remember records you've never even heard.<br /> <br /><br /><br /><br />and I have a really, really good memory. steve simelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13247393763004076992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4764506766343254616.post-54857456644051719712017-07-01T15:37:32.129-04:002017-07-01T15:37:32.129-04:00Making stuff up as usual, Sparky? Quel surprise.Making stuff up as usual, Sparky? Quel surprise.steve simelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13247393763004076992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4764506766343254616.post-72475674866142582502017-07-01T14:28:04.716-04:002017-07-01T14:28:04.716-04:00So your fable about seeing him at the office of th...So your fable about seeing him at the office of the ad flyer was the B.S. that I figured it was. You should check the dates of things like when someone committed suicide before you make something up about them. It might work with most people you know but it's not going to work when you try to pull it on me. You forget, I know you're a habitual liar and I have a really, really good memory. The Thought Criminalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01381376556757084468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4764506766343254616.post-55918986367010954862017-07-01T13:25:55.728-04:002017-07-01T13:25:55.728-04:00If you must know, you hick asshole, I met Flanaga...If you must know, you hick asshole, I met Flanagan before I worked at SR. He was a friend of a Broadway director I did a show with in college.steve simelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13247393763004076992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4764506766343254616.post-37343439972098043992017-07-01T12:38:02.910-04:002017-07-01T12:38:02.910-04:00I know you do and I don't give a shit.I know you do and I don't give a shit.steve simelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13247393763004076992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4764506766343254616.post-68981500569637924612017-07-01T12:33:41.690-04:002017-07-01T12:33:41.690-04:00By the way, Simps, you never did tell me what year...By the way, Simps, you never did tell me what year your first piece appeared in that ad flyer you worked for was. I suspect there's a reason you didn't. The Thought Criminalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01381376556757084468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4764506766343254616.post-33010099669884702642017-07-01T12:32:25.785-04:002017-07-01T12:32:25.785-04:00And Jack Benny was 39.
You should look up what ...And Jack Benny was 39. <br /><br />You should look up what "c." means. I guess they didn't teach you that in the 4th grade. The Thought Criminalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01381376556757084468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4764506766343254616.post-21444159793081714612017-07-01T11:52:33.925-04:002017-07-01T11:52:33.925-04:00I'm 69. Get your facts straight, geezer.I'm 69. Get your facts straight, geezer.steve simelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13247393763004076992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4764506766343254616.post-2221792427170329692017-07-01T11:44:13.083-04:002017-07-01T11:44:13.083-04:00Sorry to be the one to tell you Simps but your man...Sorry to be the one to tell you Simps but your manly fragrance stinks and isn't a babe magnet. Neither are you alleged humor or your frequent use of emoticons at the ends of your stupid comments. <br /><br />You are a c.71 year old 12-year-old asshole who never left the mental 7th grade. No wonder you worked as a low grade critic. The Thought Criminalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01381376556757084468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4764506766343254616.post-87229073060366268892017-07-01T11:13:51.011-04:002017-07-01T11:13:51.011-04:00"Though laughing at you guys as you unwitting..."Though laughing at you guys as you unwittingly generate low comedy..."<br /><br />You wouldn't know low comedy from Hai Karate.steve simelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13247393763004076992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4764506766343254616.post-15485544121019564892017-07-01T09:44:24.036-04:002017-07-01T09:44:24.036-04:00"You know, as in Curley, who played the stupi..."You know, as in Curley, who played the stupidest of the 3 Stooges?"<br /><br />His name was Curly. Not Curley. Jeez, Sparky -- I'm beginning to think you calling Kamala Harris Kemela was come kind of autistic thing rather than an accident of mispelling.steve simelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13247393763004076992noreply@blogger.com