Trump Will Be Impeachable As Soon As His Hand Leaves The Bible If Not Before It Does*

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

It will be his first act of perjury as president.

* Though one suspects he'll be sworn in on a copy of The Art of the Deal.