Looking at that ridiculous Trump golden-moon-calf statue from the fascist-absurd CPAC, it looks to me like Micky Mouse as the sorcerer's apprentice screwed a Harry Potter house elf and the kid ran afoul of Auric Goldfinger. 

If I were clever with graphics I'd have made a rebus, this is the best I can do with what I can do. 

Update:  And about that CPAC stage