How funny, a college grad, a professional "writer" and after all those years he still doesn't understand how quotes work.  

Naw, "college-credentialed" is going to be it until the colleges educate them.  I blame them dropping Frosh Rhetoric requirements and Saturday classes.  College should be open to everyone, it shouldn't be made EZ.   It should mean something other than the bills were paid including the library fines.