ANYONE WHO WOULD NOT WANT to see what a musical based on Titus Andronicus in which the Trump family and its lackeys were substituted for the characters in the play would be like has no soul and no sense of theater nor of fun. I would certainly encourage Randy Rainbow to consider the project, though I would avoid any of the current Broadway composers for the music, their music sucks. Just think of the staging possibilities, I've mentioned Melania's blood Christmas set. And instead of baking them into a pie you could turn Donny jr. and Eric into cheese burgers and have Trump preside over the feast like this:
At this point I'd have a hard time calling a re-tread of something done to death as much as West Side Story has been a "revival." It might be one in the same sense that you could call them pumping who knows what chemicals into the remains of Lenin one too.
"ANYONE WHO WOULD NOT WANT to see what a musical based on Titus Andronicus in which the Trump family and its lackeys were substituted for the characters in the play would be like has no soul and no sense of theater nor of fun. "
ReplyDeleteOh god that's hilarious. Considering you're the poster child for people with no soul, no sense of theater, and no sense of fun."
Temporarily posted to prove I'm not making this up.
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