MAYBE MY LONG POSTS can be seen as an educational tool for those who go through them finding sentences to whine about. It seems to me it might be the most reading they do in a week or month. I'm surprised Simps can get through even the shorter ones.
Hey, evolution happened over more than three and a half billion years and you're whining that it might take a slow reader ten minutes to read my morning post. Writing about it takes a little time, imagine if I wasn't writing it the quick and dirty way blogging requires.
Give it a rest, schmucko. You never learned how to write, you have zero interest in learning how to write, and anything you post that pretends to be coherent writing should be of no interest to anybody with half a fucking brain.
ReplyDeleteYou're an embarrassment every time you post. And the length or brevity of those posts is irrelevant.
You finding it embarrass makes it all worth it. You've vindicated me.
DeleteI don't know who's left Eschaton recently, someone who's been there for a long time but whoever it is is probably the one who was telling me what you were saying about me there. Whoever it was apparently reads what I write. I know some of the trolls aren't you because they're too smart to be you but how many of the others are you?
Nobody over at Eschaton was telling you what I said about you. You're a lying sack of shit who has lurked over there for years and pretended he didn't.
ReplyDeleteThey haven't been telling me so I haven't been refuting it, have I? Not that it was worth it, the Eschaton rump community are more rump than readers. The adults fled it years ago, even Duncan knows that which is why he puts zero effort into it, allowing his superannuated blog rats to supply the content, such as that is.
Delete"his superannuated blog rats..."
ReplyDeleteFew things on god's green earth are more hilarious than when you make fun of other people for being geezers.
Oh, if I wanted to make fun of them I'd call them something a lot meaner than that. I didn't realize until the other day when you thought I was putting on being tough that you'd never experienced a real tough guy. You're such a cream puff.
DeleteYou, of course, grew up on the mean streets of...uh where exactly was that? Your piano teacher's old neighborhood?
ReplyDeleteThere was a brutal murder about a mile and a half from my house when I was nine, the murderer hid out in a shed just down the road from my house. But I was thinking more about the kind of townies and farm boys who used to get into blood on the floor fights in the halls at my rural high school. Not to mention that you've never thrown anything at me as rough as I heard by the time I was in fourth grade.
DeleteMore fake tough guy bullshit. Anybody who believes that cock and bull story is even stupider than you are for posting it.
ReplyDeleteWhat's funny is you not being able to imagine it. You must have learned all you know about rural life from watching Little House on the Prairie. Lots of those farm boys are pretty rough and some of the meanest mouths on them you can't imagine. And then there are the townies, especially the ones who lived on River Street.
DeleteOh, I'm real impressed with your tough farm boys bullshit. We had actual street gangs in Teaneck. You know -- switchblades and zip guns, like WEST SIDE STORY without the singing.
ReplyDeleteOooh, you're a regular Sal Mineo, aren't you. That murder was with a buck knife, as I recall. Sad case, really, the kid was brutalized by his father and got a life sentence when he murdered that other kid. Got out and killed someone else. I believe he died in prison. The farm boys who hid him out in their shed were friends with us. Got into a hell of a lot of trouble over it.
DeleteBTW, I knew Sal Mineo casually. Friends of mine worked with him, and I went to a couple of parties where we chatted over drinks.
ReplyDeleteWow, I saw Paul Lind in a gay bar in Ogunquit once. I didn't talk to him and he didn't talk to me. About the time that I stopped going to bars because I hated disco so much. I don't figure that that brush with, uh, greatness means a thing. Babs Bush once scowled at me. Woman had a stare that could freeze a basilisk.
DeleteHey, everybody saw Paul Lind in a gay bar. It was like a rite of passage, especially in New York City. Come to think of it, so was seeing Babs Bush in a gay bar.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of the first scene in the first episode of the last TV series that featured the great actor, comic and tragic, the late Maury Chaykin, Less Than Kind in which as the Rabbi leaves the brats in his Bar Mitzvah classto talk to someone, the boys are bragging about the haul they're expecting to get at the party, Chaykin's son tells them the details of one of the more harrowing Sun Dance ceremonies, to compare their idea of "becoming a man" with that one. Seeing Paul Lind in a bar as a rite of passage? Hell, learning to make believe you can read a passage of the Torah is an act of self mutilation and endurance of pain compared to your idea of it.
DeleteI saw Babs at a place I was playing near Kennebunkport. Back when I used to do that. It wasn't an LGBTQ friendly type of thing, from what I understand that was more something Nancy Reagan might have been into.
OK, that's your bit of attention for this week, Simps. If you see the guy who's harassing me on the way out, I'm thinking of dropping the "hate mail" format unless he starts on something new. I'd post his comments but he can't stand to not break my rules about slandering third parties. I'm not afraid of getting sued, unfortunately, but I don't want to participate in something I think should be actionable.