If it weren't for the generic Benadryl I'm stoned on I'd never have answered it the first time.  I'd rather be going after bigger fish like Trump. 

They're not fish, more like limpets. 

Update: Oh, please.  Compared to Simps Richard Sanders is Adonis.  I mean, Les had a news scooter.  How much cooler does an imaginary journalist get?  

Update 2:  Oh, yeah?  Cooler than this?

Or this?

I believe I've made my point.