Saturday, September 3, 2016

Hate Mail - My But They're Really Getting Pissy This Week

"There's no romance in television: it's just the Wal-Mart of the mind." - Garrison Keillor

Radio drama requires imagination, you have no imagination, therefore go watch cartoons. 

Update:  It wasn't your comment I was answering but if they put your imagination on a rack to stretch it it wouldn't go anywhere.  You can only imagine things other people have presented in a hard and concrete form but only of the most simple of simplified simulations of sameness to what you've already guzzled down in the past seven decades.  You're so imagination deficient you think "Imagine," a series of the most conventional of predigested Britatheist prejudices presented in an entirely banal sentimentality is a brilliant act of imagination.   About the only act of imagination it could inspire is trying to come up with a sufficiently bathetic description of it. 

3 comments:



  1. "Radio drama requires imagination, you have no imagination, therefore go watch cartoons."

    Good idea. Or maybe go watch one of those stage plays Shakespeare didn't write.

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  2. Len Spencer's Dr Jekyll transformation scene from a 1908 Columbia record.

    Audio drama at its finest, Sparky. Talk about stretching your imagination.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkBPeOhqN-Y

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  3. Jeebus H Christ on DANCING WITH THE STARS.

    You're either senile or the biggest liar on the planet. I have told you on countless occasions that a) I think "Imagine" is a sappy piece of shit and that b) so do most genuine Beatles fans.

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