I WAS TEASING YOU when I wrote that run-on sentence, I do that when I'm answering the hate mail, intentionally doing what you complain about.  Admit it, you enjoy having something trivial you can complain about when you don't get what's being talked about but you know you wouldn't like it if you could get it.  And I knew you'd whine about that run-on sentence and I'd be able to tell you this.

It's raining, I should be in the garden and I got bored.  Other than drinking coffee twisting your noses is the only vice I've got.