Thursday, January 25, 2018

Nub-o Thub-ank Yub-u

I've started to answer any phone call that I suspect is made by one of those bots that mimic a human being in ubbi-dubbi.  It's amazing how well they seem to take it, as if I wasn't doing that at all.  They just keep going.  I think I'm going to respond to them with random sounds next and see what happens.  

If it turns out to be a real person I'll, of course, be cooly polite to them and explain what I'm doing before telling them I never do business over the phone.  Must be a really shitty job to have.  I remember Miss Manners on hanging up on message machines, there's no holding of etiquette that you have to be polite to a machine. 

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