Sunday, February 4, 2018

Oh, dear, no.  I would say I generally don't reply to Simp's simplicity.   There are literally hundreds of his attempted comments sent ignored to the spam file of this blog, under his name and under those of his sock puppets.  

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    1. I asked you hours ago to give me a list of militant aphilatelists.

      You act as if it isn't known at Eschaton that you use sockpuppets to make comments, you're not the only one over there who does, JR-Freki does it too, I caught her doing it on a Scienceblog many years back.

      You seem to not remember the time I documented you idiotically outting yourself as "Lubypaulanka" and your disgusting "Slutty Jewish Girl" sockpuppet that even you had to admit to, not to mention that one with the onomatopoeic name I don't recall the spelling of, and there have been others. NTodd outted your sockpuppet theater twelve years ago and you've never gotten over it. I wouldn't be surprised if a number of the "troll" commentators there were yours trying to relieve the excruciating boredom that afflicts those who are allergic to thought.

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  2. You said there were sockpuppets of mine in your CURRENT spam folder. I'm waiting for names. Still.

    Also: NTodd admitted he was full of shit about me using sockpuppets. Also: Slutty Jewish Girl, and her cousin Fabulous Gay Guy, were not sockpuppets, given that I freely admitted they were me. That was part of the joke, you fricking moron.

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    1. There is no "CURRENT spam folder" all of the crap you tried to post here that I sent to the spam file is still there, under your name and the sockpuppet names you've used.

      I'm unaware of NTodd saying he was wrong, and if he had, I've caught you using sock puppets in other places than Eschaton so I know you do it.

      Simps, I know when you're attempting to tell a joke because you've never told one I hadn't heard at least five other people use.

      Your need to be obnoxious it only surpassed by your need to pilfer other peoples material. You've repeated things I've said before.

      By the way, Gary Sredzienski, the host of the Polka Party show on WUNH, a guy you made fun of for being unkewel announced Saturday that his agent successfully sold one of his songs to be used in your hero, the Republican asshole, Clint Eastwood's upcoming movie. I don't intend to see it and, while I wish Gary a lot of money from it, I never mistook Clint as cool. But you're going to have to revise your official list of what's kewel 'cause Clint outvoted you.

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  3. It's amazing how much stupidity and how many half-truths and flat-out falsehoods are packed into the above five paragraphs.

    In fact, they have such a high bullshit quotient they could have been written by Devin Nunes himself.

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    1. Well, don't just say that, Stupy, back it up with a point by point rebuttal, with evidence and with checkable citations and links.

      You and Nunes have a lot in common, his claims in "his" memo aren't backed up, either and they carry their own contradiction, such as your admitting that you post comments under other names.

      Back it up, Stupy.

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  4. Name my sock puppets in your spam file. I’ll settle for just one.

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    1. I did.

      Name some of the many radical, militant aphilatelists you claim I didn't know about because I supposedly never got out.

      Of course I never expected you to back up your claim I'm lying, that's just the kind of thing you post at Eschaton where they don't care if you lie as long as they like the lie. Not so much different from FOX, when you get right down to it, just a different set of preferred house lies.

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  5. "Name some of the many radical, militant aphilatelists you claim I didn't know about because I supposedly never got out."

    Uh, that was a joke, you clueless humorless nit. I mean, not even a particularly subtle one, i.e. every other human being on earth would have known that. Except you, because obviously.....:-)

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    1. It's an atheist cliché you pulled out of your little bag of those overused enough so you noticed them. I remember someone saying something about when we're done with a car we trade it in, when we're done with a joke we give it to Georgie Jessel, now we know who he gave them to when he was done with them, the guy you got them from.

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  6. "radical, militant aphilatelists -- an atheist cliché you pulled out of your little bag"

    Anybody else heard of radical militant aphilatelists? Either as an atheist cliche or anything else?

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    1. Because they're generally too stupid to know what philately is?

      The cliché is, «Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.» It's a quote that is attributed online to your fellow massive asshole and piece of anti-intellectual crap, Penn Jillette and repeated by a myriad of his asshole admirers online and elsewhere, and your fellow echos from them.

      You're too uncreative to come up with the phrase I invented.

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  7. You don't even know that philately is an old high school euphemism for jerking off?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Can you document that?

      I can document that it means stamp collecting, in other words what you brought up.

      You have got to be the biggest putz I've encountered since I was in high school if not jr high.

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  8. "the biggest putz I've encountered "

    Well, for a number of reasons that kind of grosses me out, but I'll take it as a compliment anyway."
    :-)

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    1. Well, Simps, you are an ass man.

      I've told you I never would do anal,maybe I had a unconscious fear of meeting someone like you if I did. Not to mention I knew where hepatitis comes from and that even if the antibiotics cleared it up it still did permanent damage.

      And you are about the biggest putz I've encountered.

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  9. "Aw, I'd love to, Peorgie, but I've got my two-tones through the floorboard already!"

    "Well, okay. Then we could take the shortcut through Frogtown."

    "Aw, reet! We can stop off at Pop's and dig some jugs!"

    "Some what?"

    "That Louise Wong's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from!"

    "Aw, not now, Mudhead. They need me at the last meeting of the Philatelists' Club."

    "I didn't know you masturbated."

    "Aw, creepies, Mudhead! Where's your school spirit?"

    "In the rumble seat. Want a snort?"

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    1. Cite your source. It sounds like a one off gag to me only you probably didn't know what philatelists were and thought that's what it meant. I'll bet you didn't know what it meant till I used it here.

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  10. "I'll bet you didn't know what it meant till I used it here. "



    Right. "Many people say..." -- Donald J. Trump

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    1. So, you confirm you don't know how quotes work, though you seem to think they do work the way Trump and his posse of your fellow putzes figure they can make them work, lying, in short.

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  11. It’s the Firesign Theater, you illiterate yutz. You know — the voice of a generation.😀

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    1. So it was a one-off gag on one record the Firesign Theater put out and you're claiming it became a slang term.

      You really are about as stupid as I suspected you were, which means there's still lower that you'll go.

      Voice of a generation? You mean it wasn't Mick and his old Stones or the Mop Heads?

      You'll say anything no matter how asinine it is. I will bet you that if asked 1000 randomly chosen people in the right age cohort to name who they thought was "the voice of their generation" Firesign Theater would not even get one vote. Their stuff was slightly amusing to, on occasion, being laugh inducing. They weren't any Lilly Tomlin, they weren't even WKRP.

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    2. Right. Like you're an expert on anything involving humor.

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    3. I know when someone lays an egg, you seem to be talented in that regard.

      See also: Me comparing you to Jackie Mason.

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  12. As usual, when you’re not just lying, you have no clue what you’re talking about.

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    1. That doesn't cohere unless you fill it in what you're talking about, since I answered what you claimed.

      You've already exposed yourself as a liar, an idiot, an ignoramus and likely in the midst of dementia, you are a silly and anything else would be gelding the silly.

      Come up with something because I might start lent a week early and ignore you and you know how much you hate it when you're ignored.

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  13. "I will bet you that if asked 1000 randomly chosen people in the right age cohort to name who they thought was "the voice of their generation" Firesign Theater would not even get one vote. "

    And bet I'll those same 1000 people would have known I was making a joke when I said that. And that you're a clueless jerk for thinking otherwise.

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    1. I'll bet if you asked 5,000 people to tell you how the word philately was used in one Firesign Theater album, maybe one or two eternal 12-year-old a-holes of the kind who memorize comedy albums might be able to tell you but no one else could. You and Skeptic-tank would be those two.

      You didn't make a joke, you made a claim that it was a slang term for masturbation when what it was was, as I suspected, a one-off joke on a semi-obscure comedy album more than four decades old. I doubt that anyone I knew who had those albums in the early 70s have listened to them since about them. There is nothing that ages faster than a comedy album. It's about the same time I concluded I'd had all of the Monty Python I needed, about the same time John Cleese pretty much decided the same thing.

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