Anyone at Duncan's Daycare For The Dotty In Their Dotage who believes anything Simps says without fact checking it is too stupid for me to care about their opinion of me.  They make the old saying about everyone having one of those too and most of them stinking verified fact. 

Update: Simels simpers sorely alleging alliteration unlaughable and huffs-off humorlessly, harrumphing "That's not funny!"