I USED THE title for the video I posted without correcting it.
I wouldn't like to offend a Recyclon inter-galactic space warrior, not even one whose election I indicated I would approve. Far from the joke candidate he's always presented as being, Count Binface has got several excellent planks in his platform:
- Abolishing the House of Lords.
- Giving free broadband to everyone.
- Stopping the sale of arms to repressive regimes.
- Making Piers Morgan zero emissions by 2030.
Maybe best of all is:
- Proroguing Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Though I'd say that was just a first start at reigning in the current aristocratic fascist. Here's what I said seven years ago:
I'm a total and complete opponent of capital punishment but every single time I hear Jacob Rees-Mogg talk I feel like volunteering to be the one who chops off his head.
He's on a list of Brit fascists I've said should be permanently excluded from entering the United States. Nigel Farage, Binface's opponent in the by-election is on that list I made then.
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