I think Simps saw the words "The Total Idiocy" and was hoping it was a post about him.  He comes here for the attention he sometimes gets, though he doesn't go away when I won't give it to him.  OCD doesn't cover it. 

But using him has unsurprisingly reached another point of pointlessness.  It makes me feel as cheap as making fun of someone who is mentally disabled would.  Because that's exactly what it is.  His response to this mornings post was like it was written in pablum.  I think I'm going to start Lent early this year and just ignore him.