Update: Geesh, Simps, only three Irish Catholic shitheads? I'm sure I could find at least thirty without having to try hard. Any in the Republican Party, for a start, lots of members of the Boston Patrolman's Association.
What would you say if someone said "three New York Jew shitheads"?
Did some Irish bully give you a wedgie in jr. high school and it's given you a life long impotence complex? Is that what's eatin' you bunky?
Update 2: I forgot how funny Eddie Lawrence was. Maybe I'll look for more of his work.
Update 2: I forgot how funny Eddie Lawrence was. Maybe I'll look for more of his work.
Update 3: Here's one
Update 4: OK, one more.
"Four White Mop-heads"
ReplyDeleteThree White Irish Catholic Shit-Heads.
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"What would you say if someone said "three New York Jew shitheads"? "
ReplyDeleteI'd say which three? Because there are so many.
BTW, you moronic cluck, now you're claiming you think Eddie Lawrence is funny? You're admitting to liking a stand-up comic, and that humor doesn't necessarily date? You do realize you just violated several of the principles you profess to believe in, right?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never said that stand-up comedy can't be funny, I've lavished praise on any number of stand-ups, Steve Colbert, Samantha Bee, good lord, the list would fill a page.
DeleteAnd I never said that humor all dates at the same rate, though I don't think I could listen to Eddie Lawrence too many times in one decade or even one of Samantha Bees' brilliant routines without it getting old. Like I said, Stupy, while an asshole like you will memorize a George Carlin record and bore people to death with it for years, all comedy has a limited shelf-life, it only stays fresh for a little while after you open the container.
You know, Stupy, that's one of the things I've been meaning to point out to you when you express your typical New York City area snobbery, most of the people you hate in your personal life live there, just as most of the ones I know live where I do. The difference is that I'm not so stupid as to figure my living here makes it special, you're stupid enough to do that.
You obviously don't understand what a "principle" is and what one isn't, which, since you're unprincipled, is no surprise.
I never owned a George Carlin album in my entire life. Also -- I'm with Groucho (who, unlike you, was really smart and really funny) who said "these are my principles and if you don't like them I have others."
ReplyDeleteAlso, there are ten million people in NYC. The chances of me running in to the people I hate there are pretty slim.
:-)
Honey, you and Groucho? As they said on Sesame Street, one of these things is not like the other.
DeleteYou know, it works the other way round too. I wonder how many of the New Yorkers who knew you, if asked by secret ballot, would agree with the statement, "That Simels, what an asshole!" I'd say the chances of finding people who agreed with that are far from slim.
You seem to have forgotten -- I played Groucho on stage. I was brilliant, BTW.
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A. Since you have been posting that for what only seems like ever, I couldn't forget it.
DeleteB. Henry Fonda played Abe Lincoln and Spencer Tracy played Thomas Edison without either of them being them.
C. Simps, let me break this to you, you're no Fonda or even a Tracy and you sure as hell were never a Groucho, though he also went senile and the end wasn't pretty.
"all comedy has a limited shelf-life"
ReplyDeleteSure it does. That's why people don't listen to Mel Brooks/Carl Reiner records any more.
Oh wait...
Brooks and Reiner had the advantage of being funny and smart. Such stuff has a longer shelf life but I'll bet they wouldn't do the same routines they recorded back then without updating or they'd die of boredom, themselves.
DeleteYou are one who was never funny except by copying.
Here's a clue -- the records are still funny, no matter how often you hear them.
ReplyDeleteNot if you have two things you lack, an attention span and a memory.
DeleteEven something as good as Corner Gas needs to be consumed sparingly or it gets old.
I wouldn't bandy the word "gas" around if I were you, geezer. You could blow yourself up.
ReplyDeleteAs I said, you're no Groucho. You're barely past the level of Gallagher.
DeleteAnybody give a shit about this moron's opinions on comedy?
ReplyDeleteOkay, put your hands down. All one of you, Sparky.
As you can see, Simps puts the "med" in comedy as well as in mediocrity.
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