OH, I'VE SAID a few good lines here. I once pointed out to Simps that one of the reasons that movies are more profitable than books is that no one expected they could get sex by bringing someone to the books.
OH, I'VE SAID a few good lines here. I once pointed out to Simps that one of the reasons that movies are more profitable than books is that no one expected they could get sex by bringing someone to the books.
Try the veal. He's here all week.
ReplyDeleteMy line was original, Simps repeats stuff that guys like Youngman and Berle got done with after they stole them from better acts
DeleteYou really haven’t a fucking clue. It’s amazing.
ReplyDeleteSays the man who uses a gag so old it was trite before your dad was born.
DeleteOh god, this is so sad. Here's the deal, schmuckface -- the whole point of why its funny is because it's antique. You simply have no idea of why anything's hilarious, which is why YOU are so hilarious. And you don't even get what I just said, which is the cream of the jest.
ReplyDeleteSays you and every washed-up comic whose act got old four decades before they died. I prefer cream to be fresh and not so old maggots won't touch it.
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