Who The Hell Cares?

I do not care about what happened at the Oscars, I don't care about the movies.  I don't care about the publicity stunts of those in show biz, which the slap was.   I don't care about the Grammys or any other awards BS.  It might be understandable that those in the scribbling classes do because no other industry awards itself more than than "journalism," except, possibly the flicker pictures.  Then they report on the awards they give each other.  I wonder if there's an award category for reporting on the awards that they give each other for their "journalism."