Thursday, October 29, 2020

Tucker Carlson, Enormous Douchebag, Claims The Dog Ate His Homework

 

It's not likely that this 1980s era piece of made-for-cable scenario bull shit will get little Tucker Carlson, TV dinner prince that he is, fired from "journalism". Journos have no real professional practices, anymore. Not that they ever much did, what they used to have is a fear of being sued for libel and or slander, once that was removed the crap floated to the top and that is why FOX has been running Trump's vestigial mind for the past four years.


The bull shit was made up to pretend that the Biden campaign or some unspecified other entity right out from under the care of Fedex or UPS or whoever, stole the damning documents about Hunter Biden (who, by the way, isn't running for president). Little Tucker's bull shit story includes the claim that these ultra secret agents who were so good that a. they knew about the package and what was in it and b. Fedex or UPS or whoever and all of their super surveillance and tracking of the package couldn't get a picture of them doing it LEFT THE FRIGGIN' BOX BEHIND WITH WHATEVER EVIDENCE THEY MIGHT HAVE LEFT ON IT BY MISTAKE AND WITH TRACKING INFORMATION THAT WOULD HELP INVESTIGATORS INVESTIGATE THE THEFT. I'm not super-duper secret agent but I'm not so stupid that I'd leave the box behind, any kid who stole a chocolate knows you don't leave the wrapper to show you took one.



That is on top of what Brian Tyler Cohen points out that REALLY, IN 2020, THEY WERE SENDING DEAD TREE COPIES THROUGH PRIVATE CARRIER INSTEAD OF SENDING THEM ELECTRONICALLY! -- documents, the receipt of which is so time-sensitive that they couldn't wait for Tucker and his producer to go back to NYC in the closing days of this election. Probably "documents" that it will be claimed were obtained in electronic form to start with.


There's a reason that Brian Tyler Cohen's career seems to be going places, he's good at doing short commentary and he's pretty good at doing interviews too.


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