Saturday, November 10, 2018

Stupid Mail - Don't Worry JR, As Long As Simps Is Breathing You're Not The Stupidest Liar At Duncan's

Freki, rich person  Mike E • an hour ago
it's very important to bring you to God /Sparky

I mean, after someone hurts themselves doing something stupid I will help them, but I reserve "I told you so" rights

Simp's calls me "Sparky" at Duncan's, for those who might not know that.  Being as unoriginal as he is stupid.  Being a locus of stupid unoriginality, it's what Duncan's more doltish dolts call me.

Of course, I've never said anything remotely like that.  Considering the use of "The Question of Suffering" in atheist propaganda, considering that it's one of their favorite tools to bring people to atheism, it's a pretty stupid thing to attribute to me when the lying skank is doing something like that in her very comment.

"Freki" is a Britatheist liar  who hates the Irish, and is there any other kind?    She is as big a liar as Simels but she's somewhat less stupid, though she's no mental giant, either.

Update:  Oh, I should have mentioned "JR" is another of "Freki"'s online identities.  I caught her using it on the old Scienceblogs when she was trolling me there.  She used to use it at Duncan's and got pissed off when someone noted that.

23 comments:

  1. I'm reminded of Molly Ivins commenting on a critic: she compared the experience to being gummed by a newt.

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  2. "it's what Duncan's more doltish dolts call me."

    Here's a clue, Sparkles -- there's nothing inherently amusing or witty about alliteration.
    ;-)

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  3. Two words, schmucko. Rita Rudner.

    Mot that you'll get that joke, either.
    :-)

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    1. "Mot"

      Considering how much you made of my leaving out a "t" yesterday, I assume that your leaving out the "s" is your "joke"? Or was it the name?

      For the big fat fan of the Firesign Theater, it's funny you fie alliteration.

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  4. I had an excuse for the goof, Sparkles. I was on my sixth glass of elitist chardonnay at the time.

    When you fuck up, you're just stone cold stupid naturally.

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    1. Simps is so unaccomplished that he can't even make a typo without being drunk.

      So, you're at the wine lush stage of realizing your life is a barren span of superficial ineptitude. It's not uncommon among your type.

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  5. My type.

    By which Sparky means Jews, BTW.
    :-)

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    1. How stupid, Jews have one of the lowest incidences of alcoholism of any ethnic group. I don't share your low opinion of Jews, Stupy.

      I mean washed up figures who wanted to be in show biz but had to settle for writing for third tier rags.

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  6. And you've written for which first-tier rags, Sparkles?

    Your blog doesn't count.
    :-)

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    1. I'm not the drunk who's always going on as if I've had a career as a writer. That'd be you, Stups.

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  7. You're not anybody who ever had a career as a writer, Sparky. Drunk OR sober.

    I, on the other hand, had a very nice (and profitable) one.

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    1. By that standard you must regard Thomas Kinkade as the greatest artiste of the 20th century.

      I never aspired to be a writer, I never considered myself a writer, I never tried to pass myself off as a writer, I didn't write ad copy for crap music.

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  8. You never tried to pass yourself off as a writer?

    What the fuck do you think you've been doing at your piece of shit blog for all these years? Trying to be a painter?

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    1. Well, one of the things I've done from the first week I started was telling people I wasn't a writer. I mean, Stupy, you've been writing about music for decades without knowing anything about it.

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  9. Sure thing, pal. I got paid for my opinions. You just got laughed at for yours.

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    1. Hey, it's no news that shit sells, Simps. So, you're telling me you and Maureen Dowd and Dennis Prager are in the same racket, huh, Simps.

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  10. It's like shooting ducks in a barrel. If you weren't such a moronic crackpot asswipe, I'd feel sorry for picking on you.

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    1. Hey, Stupy, I'm not the one coming here looking to get my ass kicked around because I crave attention, that'd be you, too.

      Let me know the next time you see a barrel full of Ducks. How many chardonnays does it take for you to see those?

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  11. You mean like the opening credit image of the Marx Brothers classic whose jokes you never got? Because you're a humorless moron?

    https://app.box.com/s/l79002o5lrbah4scoqgik75cr2hams3d

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    1. That's a pot, shithead, not a barrel. I've never heard of anyone making soup in a barrel, the wood would burn.

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  12. How long has this thread been going on? The reason I ask is because you have yet to have said anything remotely funny on it.

    That's kind of an amazing accomplishment, in a deeply perverse sort of way.
    :-)

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    1. Says the guy who thinks you cook duck soup over a fire in a barrel instead of a pot. I suppose someone as stupid as you are needs to create a sense of accomplishment out of whatever they can pretend is one.

      You should know from the hundreds if not thousands of your comments I don't post, Stupy, that I only do that when I have time to waste.

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