Found Online - I Think He Originated The Role of The Elitist Slob

Congratulations Steve Simels of TV Guide, you gave ratings that were, on average, 24.3% lower than the average audience member! 24.3%!

You don't have to take my word for it. 

Update:  Oh, I just say things to annoy Stevie.   Or to give him attention so he'll go away.  He's a lot like Donald Trump in that way.  A child.