Keeping Things in Proportion

- Hey, it's you.  Haven't seen you since high school.

- (Warily)  No.

- You remember how I tripped you in the lunch line.  How everyone laughed when you came up with food all over you.

- (Cooly) Vaguely.

-  Yeah, we used to tease you because you were such a shrimp. 

- I remember you trying to. 

- Still see you've got those big feet of yours.

- They're rather attached.

- You remember that time when I first noticed what big feet you have and I asked you if it was true if you were proportional to them?  You turned red as a fire engine.  Everyone laughed so hard. 

-  No, I don't remember turning red as a fire engine.   I remember saying, "Thank God, no, I'd never find size 18 shoes."