Saturday, January 26, 2013
On The Simell In the Inbox
The pop-hack who's aged and cranky,
Whose work is an overused hanky,
His blog profile, boring and skanky
Update, An Explaination:
I'm still being trolled on other blogs I can't moderate by the former pop-music critic Steve Simels who is reduced to blogging since his pay job of writing about crap music is more suited to someone a third his age instead of someone trying to do what that oh, so important figure in culture, Dick Clark, did more credibly, extend adolescence into senescence. Only my personal troll is pretending to be kew-wel at the same time, a hipster in his own mind, someone eternally trying to pretend he's living Next Stop Greenwich Village but always closer to being one of the kids dancing on the floor on American Band Stand, trying to get into camera range to be discovered, than he is someone with his pretended intellectual and artistic significance. Only, when he realizes that at his age, that train left the platform about forty years ago and, so, he pretends that's not what he's so obviously still up to.
I, on the other hand, am just having a little fun with this blog war.
Posted by The Thought Criminal at 4:20 PM