Monday, November 13, 2017

Jerome Kern - Bernard Dougal - I'll Be Hard To Handle


Ella Fitzgerald with Nelson Riddle arranger and conductor

Now we'll say till something do us part
That old dad of mine ain't got a heart
Any girl who's out for pleasure
Thinks of marriage only at her leisure
As it is, they've got the horse behind the cart

When my pop said we must wed,
He kind of wowed me, still I'm read-y
But one thing must be clear
At the start

I'll be hard to handle
I promise you that
And if you complain
Here's one little Jane
Who'll leave you flat

I'll be hard to handle
What else can I be
I say with a shrug
I think you're a mug
To marry me

When you first threw me a gander
I was willing to philander
But I never thought I'd have to be a bride
Now you're gonna find tough sledding
I don't want no shotgun wedding
I was only along for the ride

I'll be hard to handle
I'm telling you plain
Just be a dear
and scram out of here
I'm gonna raise cain

I'll be hard to handle
My bridges are burned
This wedding's a gag
And you're in the bag
Where I'm concerned

I'll be hard to handle
When we've said, "I do"
See there's no hope
I just got a dope
When I took you

I'll be living my life in bed
But they always will be twin beds
And I warn you, you'll be living like a monk
Our affair is now a past one
So don't think you've pulled a fast one
Just remember, I think you're a punk!

I'll be hard to handle
I'm no ball and chain
I'll find some means
To call the Marines
I'm gonna raise cain

Gonna raise cain
I'm telling you plain
I'm gonna raise cain

4 comments:

  1. Jerry Lee Lewis is a very bad person.

    Which has nothing to do with how great "Great Balls of Fire" is.

    I should add that actual murderers have made great music and art. None of that justifies voting for Roy Moore.

    A bad person writing a motet I'm listening to four hundred years later -- not really a problem.

    A pervert representing the great state of Alabama in the national legislature today? Deeply problematic.

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    1. I suspect I knew who Roy Moore was before you did and so hated him before you'd ever heard of him. You are a slow learner. No, make that a no-learner.

      I didn't talk about the moral character of Hal David, I talked about the content of his lyrics. I have no knowledge of Hal David's personal life and really don't need to know that his lyrics are typical early 1960s male supremacist fantasy as advice to women in some cases.

      I didn't mention Jerry Lee Lewis and don't see any relevance to him in the discussion. Did he cover Wives and Lovers in some obscure recording I'm thankfully unaware of?

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  2. "I suspect I knew who Roy Moore was before you did..." -- Anthony Sparkles

    "Many people say...." -- President Nazi

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  3. I was being polite, I'm confident to well within a confidence level of sig-infinity that I knew who Roy Moore was before you ever heard of him. I'm fully prepared to suspect you hadn't heard of him before a few weeks ago and he was mentioned on some TV show or someone at Eschaton mentioned him.

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