I was tempted to put up one of the worst of arguable seasonal horrors, the recording of Bach's Magnificat as performed IN ENGLISH! by the gargantuan Mormon Tabernacle Choir and an orchestra under the should-have-known-better direction of the late Eugene Ormandy. But, listening to the first few minutes of it, I can't do that to anyone. It is one of the worst performances of a piece of great music I've ever heard. It's not an incompetent performance, it is just entirely wrong and an offense against music. It deserves to be an example of the truly terrible idea that translating can turn into. I really don't think there is any way to translate the text of the Magnificat into English which will fit any setting of the Latin text which won't do fatal damage to the music and, so, the text.
As to the worst Christmas song of all time? I don't know but for me it might be the putrescent, phony and syrupy Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas from the dreadful Meet Me in St. Louis. That is the song that could make me get violent if I were subjected to it under stress, one of the many reasons I never, ever go shopping during the Christmas season anymore. It is responsible for me growing to hate the sound of Judy Garland's voice, it took decades for it to have that effect but the last time I heard the recording of her singing it I realized I couldn't stand to hear her voice anymore. Which is too bad as I used to like her singing. Don't get me started on Sinatra or Elvis. It's been a King and Chairman of the Board free Christmas for me, so far, and I don't want to jinx that. And don't get me started on Regis and Kathie's version of Silver Bells. Such a thing does exist, it has to be heard to be believed how bad it is. And both of them did Christmas albums, though that's the only number from them I've ever been involuntarily subjected to. It seared a permanent scar into my memory.
" I doubt there has been a time in the history of the country when more Christians value Judaism as a living, ongoing and entirely legitimate community apart from Christianity than today."
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, most of those Goyim only value us Red Sea Pedestrians because they believe the Rapture is going to be initiated by a war with Israel. I can't tell you how flattered we are, Sparky.
As so often, Simps, you put your oar in the wrong place.
ReplyDeleteMost Christians don't believe in "the Rapture", to start with. That form of eschatology is not main stream. And it's at variance with scripture. But I'm not going to bother going into that. I've never, personally, known a Christian who believed in "the Rapture". Speaking of which, your truss holding up?
If Jews disappear before humanity becomes extinct, it will be secularism and atheism that does it. Oh, and commercial pop culture crap. Which would be a tragedy for everyone. I'd feel like I as giving up and making the antisemites job way too easy for them.
Don't worry, if times get tough, we'll all move to Arizona, where as you've assured us, we'll be welcomed with open arms.
ReplyDeleteYou know, Simps, there are Jews in Arizona who apparently like living there as they don't move. I know you figure that anything left of the outer suburbs of NYC are terra incognita with monsters and danger of falling off the side of the Earth but there have been Jews in the old West for a long time. Not everyone is as ignorant as the residents of the New York City area remain figuring they are the only place that matters.
DeleteAre you saying that Jewish folk shouldn't get to live wherever they choose to? You've been going on about this for going on four years. I think you think about it almost as much as you think about your.... what Trump said.