Simps Is Trying To Impose Himself As My Editor

MAYBEISHOULDSTARTWRITINGEVERYTHINGINSRIPTOCONTINUAANDDRIVESIMPSNUTSOREVENNUTTIERTHANHEISDRIVENBYMYQUICKANDDIRTYBLOGWRITINGSTYLEIFITWASALLRIGHTFORVIRTUALLYEVERYGREEKANDROMANAUTHOROFTHEVAUNTEDCLASSICALPERIODWHOWROTESOMEOFTHEGREATESTTEXTSWRITTENINEUROPEWHYSHOULDNTI?

Update:  The question mark was a nod to modern convention.  I'm nothing if not flexible.